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UEFA Claim That The Euro 2016 Mascot Is Not A Sex Toy

Friday, June 10, 2016 Source: screamer.deadspin.com
Key Words: EURO Cup UEFA

That’s Super Victor, the mascot of Euro 2016! Hi, buddy! He’s cute, huh? Kinda like Ness from Super Smash Bros. What a nice mascot, let’s Google him to find out more information!

Huh. Did UEFA just not think to look up whether or not their mascot shared a name with a big dildo?

 

Driblou and Goalix sound like weird demon soccer Pokémon, I get it.

So there you have it!

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